Holiday Greetings

The Twelve Days of Christmas

As Adapted by Christopher "Outlaw" Caldwell

WARNING: My ass not rhyming worth a shit.

On the first day of Christmas 

my true love gave my fucking ass:

A taste of her pussy under the fucking tree

On the second day of Christmas

my true love gave my fucking ass:

2 big buds

and a taste of her pussy under the fucking tree

On the third day of Christmas 

my true love gave my fucking ass:

3 fucking hugs

2 big buds

and a taste of her pussy under the fucking tree

On the fourth day of Christmas

my true love gave my fucking ass:

4 hand jobs

3 fucking hugs

2 big buds

and a taste of her pussy under the fucking tree

On the fifth day of Christmas 

my true love gave my fucking ass: 

5 Dick Sucks

4 hand jobs

 3 fucking hugs

 2 big buds

and a taste of her pussy under the fucking tree

On the sixth day of Christmas

 my true love gave my fucking ass:

6 Hooker Moves

5 Dick Sucks

4 Hand Jobs

3 Fucking Hugs

2 big buds

and a taste of her pussy under the fucking tree

On the seventh day of Christmas

my true love gave my fucking ass: 

                                                                              7 Lil Motherfuckers

6 Hooker Moves

5 Dick Sucks

4 Hand Jobs

3 Fucking Hugs

2 big buds

and a taste of her pussy under the fucking tree

On the eighth day of Christmas 

my true love gave my fucking ass:

8 Cock Grinds

7 Lil Motherfuckers

6 Hooker Moves

5 Dick Sucks

4 Hand Jobs

3 Fucking Hugs

2 big buds

and a taste of her pussy under the fucking tree

On the ninth day of Christmas            

On the ninth day of Christmas

my true love gave my fucking ass:  

9 Stripper Dances

8 Cock Grinds

7 Lil Motherfuckers

6 Hooker Moves

5 Dick Sucks

4 Hand Jobs

3 Fucking Hugs

2 big buds

and a taste of her pussy under the fucking tree

On the tenth day of Christmas

my true love gave my fucking ass:

10 Looks of Love

9 Stripper Dances

8 Cock Grinds

7 Lil Motherfuckers

6 Hooker Moves

5 Dick Sucks

4 Hand Jobs

3 Fucking Hugs

2 big buds

and a taste of her pussy under the fucking Tree

 On the eleventh day of Christmas

my true love gave my fucking ass:

11 Pussy Clenches

10 Looks of Love

9 Stripper Dances

8 Cock Grinds

7 Lil Motherfuckers

6 Hooker Moves

5 Dick Sucks

4 Hand Jobs

3 Fucking Hugs

2 big buds

and a taste of her pussy under the fucking Tree

On the twelfth day of Christmas

my true love gave my fucking ass:

12 Dick Ridings

11 Pussy Clenches

10 Looks of Love

9 Stripper Dances

8 Cock Grinds

7 Lil Motherfuckers

6 Hooker Moves

5 Dick Sucks

4 Hand Jobs

3 Fucking Hugs

2 big buds

and a taste of her pussy under the fucking Tree

Dear Beautiful People,

Outlaw is at it again. Just as he adapted 'Twas the Night Before Christmas several years ago, he decided to take a stab at the Twelve Days of Christmas. I hope you enjoyed his version. My family and I wish everyone a happy and safe holiday season. Love, Kat